So many great clubs and places to see here in this party capitol of the world we live in. Welcome to Miami, where enough is never enough.
We have it all.. some of the best cuisine, the most beautiful women in the world (per Drake), and night life that people travel from all over the country to experience. We have it all here in Miami. So WTF.. I need to know who's idea it was to bring out a horse in the middle of a club. Like who really sat in that meeting like:
"what if... we get a massive.. real-life horse... and have our shot girl ride it in the middle of a spring break crowd..."
WHAAAAAAT?!
Animal rights activists have eaten people alive for way less than this. And don't get it twisted, I'm all about trying something new. But bringing a horse inside a crowded room full of drunk people sounds like a bad Jackass stunt. As a matter of fact, the only way they maaaay have gotten away with this is if they lit Steve-O on fire and stapled his d*ck to his leg before sending him out there horseback. Whoever's idea this was thought they were being innovative but ended up taking a major L.
The city of Miami Beach wasn't amused at all:
SHOCKER.