Bachelor: Will Colton Lose His Virginity?!

 

Welp tonight kicked off Colton's season of the Bachelor and if you ask me, el pres of Bachelor Nation South Florida, it was extremely underwhelming.  The first 30 mins of the show we had to sit through 3 watch parties, 2 marriage proposals, and Crystal and "Goose" drinking champagne in a hot tub.  I want my money back.

I didn't sign up for all that.  I want tears.. awkward make-out sessions.. Colton's cherry popped.  Things of that nature.

On a positive side we have a new villain to take the place of Crystal.. her name is Catherine and she's from Fort Lauderdale.. shocker (I know)  

Anyway, top 3 picks for this season: 

Hanna G. the first impression rose winner

Katie the pro dancer

Cassie the Pathologist (10/10 Cassie wins)

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