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ALERT!! There is a mango thief on the loose somewhere in Florida! She should be considered armed with mangos in her bike shorts and anyone that aerodynamic should be considered dangerous...
But seriously, a viral new video was posted to an Instagram page dedicated to all things nonsense in Florida, @FloridaMan.
In the video, a woman, donning full biking gear, spandex shorts and a helmet included, can be seen climbing up a fence that appears to be in surrounding a yard.
There are no details as to whose yard she is in or whether the mystery woman is even trespassing at all, however, the caption along with the post indicated that whoever captured the cellphone video thought they were a mango bandit.
The woman shoves them down in her pants because she doesn't have pockets, obviously.
Out of curiosity, I had to know if such antics were a punishable offense here in Florida, and turns out, it is.
According to Miami-Dade County's code of ordinances, "It is unlawful for any person to take, carry away, or damage any plants, fruits, plant products, or nursery stock contained within any nursery or private or public property without the consent of the owner of the property or his agent," and a violation could result in a $200 fine.